SEX ED that works

As our population GROWS.

SemenLing normal folk continue to contribute to an overpopulation problem. Despite generations of CUM CATCHI'N DEVICES.

So, I have an idea that is summed up in a statement. "Take it on the face for your future".

Because, a Cum ON is better than a Cum IN.

It's Not Me Chrysler, It's You.

Bob Nardelli, the CEO of Chrysler recently posted a big ol' ad on the company's blog thanking us, the American taxpayers, for bailing them out. As you can see, the ad features hundreds of smiling and appreciative faces apparently representing the thankful employees of he company. A nice gesture from Chrysler, right? Apparently most people disagree. I have been reading all of the comments that have been posted and I have yet to come across on positive one. Some of them are just delightful and you can read them yourself here. In the meantime, here are some hightlights:

"Mr Nardelli, Fire your PR and advertising teams and execs immediately. We the People did not want to see any more ads and money wasted on ads, be it from Chrysler, et al, or from your own pocket."

"Hey Crysler! You're not welcome. You took my hard earned tax dollars without congressional approval. This is not the time for a "thank you." This would be a good time for a refund...and an apology."

"The very thought that MY money is going to go to some union lackey's pockets just makes me queasy."

" thanking Americans for stealing their money is NOT something to boast about on your website. The American public DID speak when we choose to NOT buy your cars."

Job Training

First Kathy Griffin told Jesus to suck it, and now she done told some fairy boy in Times Square that he shouldn't screw around with people's airtime. We've been handing our the IRYG Internet Douchebag of the Week awards for awhile now, but I say it's time for the Internet Awesomest Badass Totally Radical Broad of the Week award.

Kathy "I Don't Come Down To Your Work and Knock The Dicks Out Of Your Mouth" Griffin gets the first one.

evil = cool

I don't want to tell Christians how to handle their PR, but if there were more cool party pics on the internet of the Baby Jesus throwing what looks like a HELL of a party the churches would be packed.