Not The "A" Team

The media keeps hyping the story of two white supremacists who had a plot to kill 88 black people and Barack Obama. While that thought is terrible, let's face it media, this is not a credible threat no matter how many times you repeat the story. What seems to never get reported is how these criminal masterminds were caught. The two draw swastikas and other White Power symbols on their car in, of all things, sidewalk chalk, then shot out the window of a church. They were pulled over while making thier getaway and spilled the beans on their own plot. I've lived over 40 years and have never touched sidewalk chalk, but that is beside the point. I guess you use what you have on hand when needing to draw a swatika on your El Camino.

The best part is that they planned to go on their spree while dressed in white tuxedos and top hats. I'm just going to assume they do not own tuxes and would have to rent. Oh and why kill 88 people you ask? You see, H is this 8th letter in the alphabet and 88=Heil Hitler in neonazispeak. At least they go that right. True criminal masterminds do not divulge their plot when stopped on an unrelated misedemeanor. So media, lets move on please? Oh, and let's also get of the crazy woman who carved a B in her own face and blamed a black Obama supporter. She's just bat-shit crazy and not a McCain campaign plant like Joe.

I'm John McCain and I Want Your Vote

Do I need to say anything?

Get Ready ‘Cuz Here It Comes

John McCain has thrown down the gauntlet and said that he will bring up the connection between Barack Obama and William Ayers. McCain claims Ayers is a domestic terrorist. That is true. As a young man and member of the Weather Underground, he set bombs off in public places to make political statements. What is in question is the connection he has, if any, to Obama.

Today Ayers is a professor at the University of Illinois in Chicago. In 1999 he was named Chicago’s Citizen of the Year for his 1995 work on the Chicago Annenberg Project after they received a grant of nearly $50 million for reforming public schools. Obama served on a committee that oversaw how the grant money would be spent. Also in 1995, Ayers hosted a coffee for Obama when he first ran for public office. The two also served on the board of an anti-povery group from 2000 – 2002. The board met 12 times in that time period. When Ayers committed his crimes Barack Obama was 8 years old. These are all facts.

Here are some questions to ponder:

Think of all of the casual acquaintances you have. In particular think of all of those with professional jobs such as a teacher or professor. Unless they told you, would you ever suspect any of them had committed a crime?

How long are we accountable for our past actions? Ayers’ actions that are being scrutinized happened in 1968 and 1969. George W. Bush pleaded guilty to drunk driving in 1976. Is that still fair game? John McCain was part of the Keating 5 scandal in 1989. Is that relevant to his running the country?

In The Closet

This photo really scares me. While this election should be a slam dunk for Barack Obama, there are enough closeted racists out there that I can actually envision a scenario where John McCain is elected, dies in office and we are being governed by a woman who I would not even hire to do part-time temp work. I have friend who will not vote for Obama because "He's a Muslim." Another who says that he thinks he will raise taxes. There are 2 people who to my knowledge have never voted for a Republican. Since they like to say they're open-minded and evolved, they will not vote for the candidate who aligns most closely with their values. Draw your own conclusion. At least the guy on his bike is honest about why he won't be voting Democrat this year.

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When I wasn't peeing in my pants a little over the super awesome DListed, I was hitting StumbleUpon and found this. ....Yep.

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Crowd cheers suicidal jumper to his death

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