We may not need this bail out. Turns out the king of jam bands Phish is reuniting after a four year hiatus. This announcement is expected to instantly boost the hyrdoponic and hemp industries. And next week look for ImRubberYourGlue tie die t-shirts on sale. Of course they will be made from 100% organically grown hemp and colored with natural pigments. They are made in a fair-trade shirt factory in Gautamala and are just $49.99. A small price to pay to help the planet, right hippies?
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Wait, I'm confused or are you just a bad writer? The hemp and hydroponic industries have never seen a decrease in sales and have you ever been to a show? Most of those T Shirts are made by some guy named Bob in his bathroom or indeed by workers being paid relatively reasonable wages, who at the very least are harvesting organic cotton. Organic cotton makes a difference. And you are a complete fucking douche bag for attempting to make fun of Phish, hippies, or the fair-trade organic movement. Go hate on Whole Foods' bananas and other shit flow in from half way across the fucking world.
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