The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sort of Like Acting

This is how bad a candidate John McCain is – he actually has me liking Paris Hilton now. Just in case you do live under a rock (or have been doing a little time) McCain came out with a commercial saying that Barack Obama is a great celebrity, but not a leader. While this voice over is going on there are images of Britney and Paris on the screen, the implication being Obama is just fluff. Of course Obama did not like the comparison but surprisingly, Paris would take the mocking lying down (presumably with her knees pinned behind her ears) hit back with a video of her own mocking “the old white-haired dude.” It’s actually a funny video and you can check it out here.
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

McCains ad, and Hilton’s too, just reminds us that he is an out of touch old man. Look, when my dad was his age we wouldn’t let him work the TV remote much less run anything. The truly sad thing is that her energy policy sounds good! I realize that she did not write that. She was just reading those funny squiggly lines on the cue card. The acting was actually good. I mean she actually convincing and made me laugh. You can only imagine how long it took to film that clip. The over under is 100 takes so place your bet.

Paris’ parents are also listed as donors to McCain’s campaign. If my daughter were made fun of in a campaign I gave money to I would ask for money back even if my daughter is a dirty celebuwhore.

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