Dog Goes Exterminatin'

During my drunken Monday night viewings of Intervention, I sometimes see previews for a show called Exterminators. It's about exterminators. Specifically, it's about the crew of Vexcon, a Louisiana pest control company run by Billy Bretherton and his hillbilly ass family.


I know Dog the Bounty Hunter was an inexplicably enormous hit for A&E (I'm not going to lie, I get sucked in occasionally...Beth, if you're reading this, I know this sounds weird but do you use White Rain shampoo? You seem like you would.), but was there such a demand for the white trash gothic trucker look that a show about bayou critter gitters was greenlighted? Does the world really need another program about people who can barely exhibit good sense in their professional lives, let alone the ability to purchase anything not covered in studs and pleather?

And the hair. Billy and Family, wtf. I'm serious. Dog and Beth are pioneers in the awful hair movement, but you guys are like their drowned rat cousins who aren't lucky enough to live in Hawaii. You're stuck crawling around the swamps of Louisiana trapping (and possibly barbecuing) godknowswhat. Gators. Possums. Britney. You guys are freaking me out and A&E is not doing itself any favors.

Allison excepted.