The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I'm Lovin' It

Although it's not something I like to admit, I do go to McDonald's occasionally. Once a month at the very most. Usually at a time when lesser females would inhale the entire freezer section of the grocery store and claim hormonal irresponsibility for that type of behavior.

While my order of a cheeseburger and small fry is never out of stock, apparently, one of the most repellent McDonald's items, the amorphous and terrifying McNuggets, can sell out from time to time. For those of us living in the 21st century, the McDonald's menu is old hat and it wouldn't be hard to just order something else. But for Latreasa Goodman, choosing another item was too much to handle. Also, the McPloyee manning the register had already charged her and offered neither a refund nor a substitution for the tasty dish.

So Latreasa did what any concerned citizen would do. She called 911. Three times.

Now Latreasa has been charged with abusing an emergency service and McDonald's has offered an apology. In the form of a free meal coupon and a refund for the original McNuggets order. I'm not sure if Latreasa is pleased with the offer, but hopefully she'll think twice before confusing reconstituted chicken parts with a life-threatening emergency.

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