The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Monday, May 18, 2009

Love Me Tenga


Damn those wily Japanese. They win at everything. Automotives. Dance Dance Revolution. Eating hot dogs. And now masturbation.

The photo you see up top is of Masanobu Sato, the winner of the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon held in San Francisco this past weekend. Masanobu jacked it for over 9 hours to win the title and apparently had the help of a device called a Tenga. Although I have a Good Vibes profile, I've never seen or purchased the Tenga, but from what I hear it's like a rubber, egg-shaped pocket pussy.

Maybe it's because I'm not very competitive, but I can't imagine what would compel a person to enter a longterm masturbation contest. Personally, I turn to whacking off when I want to knock one out in a hurry. Do I have 90 seconds and some batteries to spare? Excellent. I'm busy at the moment, I'll have to call you back.

For a very NSFW photo of Masanobu training with his Tenga (along with his coach, maybe?), please click here.
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