My wife has an issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine sitting in the bathroom and I glanced at the cover and noticed the blurb titled "67 New Sex Tricks." Who knows that many, much less needs that many? Even if you did know that many would you remember them when the time comes? You know the last dozen have to be really crappy like watch a dirty movie with him or flash him at McDonalds.
Woman, you really only need one tip to make your man happy. Feel free to write this one down. You smarter chicks can probably remember it on your own:
1. Touch it. Touch it often. Touch it often with various parts of your body.
That's what it all boils down too. Nuff said.
1 comment:
touch what?
:)
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