I know I shouldn't think Tard Blog is funny, but so help me god I'm laughing so hard I'm worried about peeing on myself (I do have a history of this, so perhaps I could play the "I can joke about it because I am it" card. Hmmmmm).Anyway, so I'm an asshole. I know it. I'm aware that it's not politically (or ethically, or any other -ally, in fact) correct to make fun of the mentally challenged. But I can't help it. I can't even watch Life Goes On reruns without mocking Amanda's lisp for days afterwards. "Chowssssh. What if our baby turns out normal, Chowssssh?" And forget about Chris Burke's recording career. How can anyone not crack any sort of smile -- even a cruel one later regretted -- upon hearing a song titled "Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious"? How???
It's a good thing I'm never having kids. I can just imagine karma biting me in the ass and giving birth to a socipathic retard who gets knocked up in junior high and then burns my house down.
Serves me right. Damn ree tees.
1 comment:
If tard humor is wrong, I don't want to be right. Rock on waterheads.
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