Coming Soon - ImRubberYourGlue TV?

A logical brand extension for ImRubberYourGlue would be ImRubberYourGlue TV. I realize that we haven’t even put our first podcast in the can, but you might as well dream big. We already have a bunch of show ideas. Since we have no money for R & D, consider yourselves our test market and let us pitch some ideas to you. Here we go:

How Much Do You Love Me?

A reality show that tests how far a family member is willing to go for you. For example, you give your grandma a package to hold on to for you. Then the “police” show up and tell he they suspect you of dealing drugs. Will granny rat you out or will she show just how much she loves you.






The Crackhouse

Another reality show that takes place entirely in a crackhouse. That’s it. We just place hidden cameras every where and let crackheads be crackheads. It will be more entertaining than The Hills and the characters will not be as devoid of souls. Just for fun we stage fake raids or turn loose pitbulls.






Of course we are going to need some sponsors to make this financially feasible. Since the IRYG team pretty much just hangs out in bars we will start there. The commercials will need to fit the programming. Tell me if these would ads would make you want to visit our sponsors

#1 – A scene with two gay guys just full on making out. The camera stays on them for an uncomfortably long time and then fades to black. An announcer comes on and says “When you’re done being gay, check out The Stable.”

#2 That song from Sesame Street is playing “One of these things is not like the other….” And you are shown a series of pictures:

Finally all photos come together and shows you this:


Graphics on the screen – Find Out Why He is Different at The Rotten Apple

There are plenty more ideas for shows. This is just to whet your appetite. Leave your comments and let us know which show you would most like to see.