The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Monday, September 15, 2008

So Many Things You Can Do For Boobies

Breast cancer has the best marketing of any disease, hands-down. If all diseases had the marketing power of the breast cancer then Jerry Lewis would spend his Labor Day making BBQ in the back yard like the rest of us. Every where I go I see products branded with the the little pink ribbon. Here is a quick tally of the things I can remember of the top of my head:

Get a scarf and accessorize for boobies

Grab the Better Homes and Gardens cook book and bake for boobies

Get the pink iPod cover and jam out to Tool for boobies

Get the Passionately Pink mouse pad and surf porn for boobies

Get the new Garth Brooks album and play it while pretending to bang Trisha Yearwood for boobies.

And the latest option I just noticed after we got home from Sam's Club yestrday. Yes, you can now wipe your ass for boobies.

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suzyjax said...

I was saying this last year in the grocery store. You coudln't walk down a single aisle at Schmucks and not see some sort of pink ribbon product.

I can only think this is getting more ubiquitous on the consumer product side since women are the primary shoppers.

I think I might have even seen a pink ribbon display for "marital aids" in the window at Priscilla's.

September 16, 2008 at 8:31 AM

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