Yes, I have completely changed my mind on who is the true candidate who represents hope. It's not Barack Obama. Far from it. It is the McCain/Palin ticket. I am completely enamored with their optimistic view of life and how you can associate almost any seemingly meager accomplsihment with greatness. Fer instance:
-McCain served on the Commerce Committee and therefore invented the Blackberry.
-Sarah Palin lives close to Russia and is therefore an international relations expert.
That's awesome. It's like assylogism on steroids and it works for me. All I have to do is look around my little part of the world and start beefing up my resume.
-I live right behind a firehouse so therefore I am a fireman.
-I also live close to the airport so therefore I am a pilot.
-I work for a Christian publishing firm so therefore I am Jesus.
Wow! This is pretty fun. I can't wait to post my new resume on Monster. I am sure there are lots of companies who need a firefighing aviator diety on their team.
Don't miss out on the fun. Leave some of your "accomplishments" in the comments.
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Let's see..
I've visited countries outside of the US, so I am a former ambassador.
I work in a library, so I am an author. A famous author. Wait...let's make it New York Times #1 Bestselling Author.
I mean, if you are going to embellish you can't always use rhinestones. Occasionally you throw in a real diamond or two.
Are Obama/McCain true Christians?
Do they really believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ? Can Obama/McCain pass the Jesus Test?
Take the Jesus Test to find out if you are a true Christian at http://www.sentforlife.com/jesus.html
Dear Dave,
You better stop reading this site. You will go to hell if you do. You also may want to take a reading comprehension test because I have no clue where you think the idea of Christianity plays into the post. I bet you passed the test though. I also bet you end up in the restroom at the Minneapolis airport.
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