If you have not heard of the phenomenon that is Twitter, then you are likely doing time. Twitter.com is a micro-blogging site where you have 140 characters to answer the questions “What are you going?” It sort of functions like a public instant messenger and recently lots of high profile media people, politicians, and a few celebrities have been using it. I confess to being a borderline twitterholic, but there are people who send dozens of “tweets”, individual message posts, each day. They spend hours on Twitter sharing the minutia of their lives with the world. You choose who you follow and you see only their messages.
One of the “people” you can follow is Secret Tweet. Secret Tweet was created to allow Twitter users to share secrets anonymously. So people go to secrettweet.com and write a post and it is anonymously posted on Twitter. Here are some recent examples:
I really wish I followed my first mind and didn't marry you. Even the way you sneeze irritates me. If it wasn't for the kid.
I thought I hated sex. Turns out I just hated sex with my husband. But my boyfriend now wont give it up too much.
I know my ex-boyfriend has a new girlfriend. but he still calls me everyday to say he misses me. i wish she knew.
I call bullshit on about 80% of the tweets they send out. As someone who writes for a living, I know I have a distinct style, as do many of the posts on Secret Tweet. They are written like setup-punchline. I bet that there is a person sitting around watching TV with little to no elastic in their underwear eating BBQ pork rinds all day churning out a vast majority of these posts. And for those that are real, man up and say these things to the person they are aimed at. That’s what we do here at ImRubberYourGlue. We speak our mind and do hide in the shadows when we do. So what is Secret Tweet for? Secret Tweet is for
(that's pussies btw)
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