Sorry Mom

The contributors of imrubberyourglue are not always as cranky as you might think. Although we mete out harsh treatment for Octo-Moms and home invaders, we also give credit where credit is due. Past recipients of such goodwill are Deus Ex Malcontent, Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and Kathy "I Don't Come To Your Work and Smack the Dicks Out of Your Mouth" Griffin.

The thing is, misery loves company. Sure we'd love the world to be all sunshine and rainbows and bottomless pints of beer, delicious beer, but the facts are thus: you can't get rainbows without rain and well-adjusted people never develop drinking problems habits. With this in mind, I'd like to raise a toast to one of my new favorites, I Bang the Worst Dudes.

And I swear I didn't build the site myself.

Ever banged someone you wish you hadn't? Well, I fucking hope so, because why the hell else are you here? Even if you never submit a Worst Dude of your own, I highly recommend visiting I Bang the Worst Dudes. At the very least, it'll make a small percentage of your worst lays maybe...possibly...hopefully a little more bearable in retrospect. Compared to the guy who makes you bone to the sweet sounds of the Aladdin soundtrack, I mean.