Jim Baggepantes of Nashville, TN who previously could not find his own ass with Both hands and a Map, was reunited Saturday night with his Saggy friend.When asked how the discovery came about, Jim replied "Geo cache".
Apparently, while passed out at a party one night, a Wiley Geo cacher placed a small plastic treasure chest filled with Tinker Toys in Jim's seat.
Jim woke up thinking. 'Wow my ass hurts'.
Which isn't rare since Jim does enjoy non-consensual sodomy on occasion.
Then some weeks later a couple from St.Louis, MO came up to him in a bar and offered to buy him a drink if they could examine his rectum.
To which he replied, 'I don't have any idea where it is'.
Well ,what transpired next was a series of drinks followed by a memorable reunion.
Apparently Geo caching has a purpose after all.
I think, next up a certain individual in the Mountains of Pakistan.
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