So now that Barack Obama will be president, I am optimistic that our country will get back on the right path. I am also hopeful that ImRubberYourGlue will be able to move past politics and get back to what do best – making fun of people and using the word “douche bag.” Before we do I want to offer up a little advice to our future president.There are a lot of problems this country is facing – failing economy, climate change, wars, inflation, and an ever growing deficit. While I do not pretend to have the answers to all of those problems, I think I have a solution to reducing the budget deficit. I have a lot of experience in marketing and when you have a product or brand that has slow or shrinking growth you offer a premium or one of a kind experience. Take Disney, they had squeezed about every possible revenue channel out of their theme parks that they could. So what did they do? They offered and express pass which allowed people who paid extra could go right to the front of the line on any ride. That’s exactly what the government can do and provide us a little fun while doing it.
Sure, we could do practical things like cut mail service to three days a week (I only get mail anyway) and for people who want it more often, they can pay extra. We can go the Disney route and have people pay extra to not stand in line for things like renewing your driver’s license or even voting. But I have plan that I think provides people with a unique experience that only the government can provide and serve an essential public service. It’s sort of like a national lottery or auction. We execute a lot of prisoners in the
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