The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Symptoms of the Problem

I realize that times are tough in the good ol' US of A right now. The stock market is below 8000. Banks are failing. Every time you turn on the TV you hear about more layoffs. But let's face it, it's still really good here. Even as bad as things may seem now, we are way better off than 99.867% of the rest of the world. Our poor people own televisions for crying out loud. There are kids in 3rd world nations that are dreaming of that their version of Santa Claus will bring them a stick. It's so good in America that we have to create new problems. The latest? Eco-anxiety.

Eco-anxiety is a form of depression caused by feeling anxious over the state of the environment. People with this "disorder" worry constantly about recycling, global warming, and the like. Here is an example; a Berkeley mother so stressed out about the extravagance of her nightly baths that she has started to reuse her daughter's bath water. This being the US, if there is a problem, we have a solution - eco-anxiety therapists. The therepists say that we are so disconnected with nature that this is the end result. For $250 they give the patients such sage advice "carry a rock with you" or "go outside."

What is the profile of the typical eco-anxiety sufferer? Wealthy white women. Of course. If you were poor and concerned about feeding your family you would not have time to get upset that someone dropped a Snickers wrapper on the ground. Time will tell but my call is that this may be the new anoriexia. I am reminded what the late great George Carlin said about women with anorexia. "Some rich bitch doesn't want to eat? Fuck her." I think that says it all.

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