
Dear Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz,
WHAT THE FUCK.
Although I don't claim to understand the motivation behind naming your child Bronx Mowgli Wentz and I have no background in child psychology or behavior, I belief I can safely predict that your firstborn son is going to get the crap kicked out of him. Repeatedly. Even if he doesn't have retarded hair or guyliner.
Bronx Mowgli Wentz. You fuckers.
Sincerely,
IRYG
1 comment:
maybe we could give the baby to that Panda that likes giving hugs.
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