The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Showing posts with label Dark Knight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dark Knight. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Dark Douche

Los Angeles (E! Online) - Heath Ledger might get an Oscar nod for his agent of chaos in The Dark Knight.

Spencer Taylor might get five to seven.

The 20-year-old Michigan weirdo was busted for trying to swipe Batman posters and stand-ups from the lobby of a movie theater, all while in his homemade Joker getup. The freaky fanboy was rung up on charges of larceny, malicious destruction of property and a bad mascara job.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

New Marketing Trend in Hollywood

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With The Dark Knight being the fastest movie to ever reach $200 million at the box office, I am afraid that it will start a new trend in movie marketing – killing off a major star. The sad truth is that some douchebag Hollywood producers have already had this discussion while doing coke in the bathroom at Beso. You couldn’t just kill of any cast member, it has to be someone of some stature. For example, killing off Clint Howard is not going to get nearly the attention of killing someone like Casey Affleck. It can’t be a major star either. Bumping off Clooney or Pitt will hurt you in the long run so it has to be someone just on the verge of major stardom.