The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Showing posts with label People Magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label People Magazine. Show all posts

Sunday, November 16, 2008

People Magazine Headline From Today

I always think of People Magazine as the antithesis of what we do at ImRubberYoueGlue (or maybe I should say the perfect fodder). It's constant coverage or trite issues and celebrities who take themselves way to seriously. Here is today's gem:

Yes, exactly like poetry. Very closeted gay poetry.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

I'm Happy and That Makes Me Mad

Something very strange has been happening at ImRubberYourGlue since the election. There has been a noticeable change in tone – a lot less vitriol. I don’t know, maybe even a twinge of happiness? This site was created to make fun of celebrities, the media, and regular people who take themselves too seriously. That hasn’t been happening. At least not with the same sort of aggression as in the past. Yes, electing Barack Obama as President has made me optimistic, excited, even hopeful. The audacity! (that would make a great book title)


I have worked in comedy professionally, on and off, for many years. I can tell you that the funniest stuff comes from anger and pain. Anything that pisses you off can easily be turned in to comedy gold. Life would be so much easier, comedy wise, with a McCain/Palin administration. All I would have to do is scan the headlines each day, fume, and the piece would write itself. Now I’m struggling. I have to read deep into stories, read crap like People Magazine, and pay attention. It’s like work. So what was I thinking voting for an intelligent, thoughtful, competent person for president?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Celebrity News

That contains neither celebrities nor news. Enjoy.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

PEOPLE!


Wow! It must have been a slooooow news day at People Magazine today because on of their top headlines that came across my RSS feed was this little nugget “Isaac Hanson and Wife Nikki Have a Boy!” I realize I am not likely in the People demographic being a white heterosexual male who is….. lets just say north of 35, and I don’t recognize some of he names of “celebrities” today, but I know most. So out of sheer boredom at work I clicked on said headline. Isaac Hanson, in case you are like me –NORMAL—and do not know who he is, is from the 90’s boy (literally) one-hit wonder band Hanson. So I guess Madonna hasn’t banged any more Yankees and perpetually pregnant Brangelina has not given birth yet to twins, but Isaac Hanson? Really?? Certainly Andy Dick was somewhere today. I know Danny Bonaduce did something today for sure. I like how People was compelled to spice up this story with the exclamation point on the end.

As you can see from the picture that Isaac did not grow up so cute. So maybe that is the headline; Someone is actually banging this guy. Is it me or is his dude’s head enormous? Just in case you forgot just how sickeningly sweet their “hit” MmmBop was (hey, it needs three Ms) here it is for you.