Must Be All The Extra Reaching

Today's headline courtesy of Reuters....

Taller people have the edge when it comes to happiness

"On average, men who gave their lives the worst possible rating were more than three-quarters of an inch shorter than the average man," the researchers said in a statement.

Kanye West Does Not Care About Photographic Equipment!

Rap's biggest baby was arrested this morning for vandalism and battery after he broke camera equipment of paparazzi at LAX. Just add this to he rant at last year's MTV awards and him calling out GWB at the Katrina Relief telethon. I'm sure there is more to add to this list but really, who cares about Kanye West? Not George W. Bush and certainly not me. In fact, I don;t even know why I bothered to make this post. I apologize for wating your time.

Stop Making Sense

At ImRubberYourGlue we live to make fun of pretentious, pompous, and arrogant celebrities. It's rare that you can find one that actually makes sense, especially when talking about politics. Well, here is Matt Damon on Sarah Palin.

I Have Been Trying to Put My Finger On It

I have been trying to pin down Sarah Palin's accent. Annoying, yes but I haven't quite narrowed it down. It's sort of Da Bears fans from SNL and sort of Fargo, but not quite. I think I finally figured it out. Listen for yourself

Yo, Gas Prices Is Ruff On a Brotha

Poor Puff Daddy Puffy Sean P Diddy. Times are tough. He has to fly commercial now because it costs too much for fuel for his private jet. He has to mix with the common folk (aka his fans) but luckily he gets to go first class. Please watch his video and feel his pain. Maybe we can start a PayPal account and solicit donations for him. I am sure you will also grasp his keen geo-political sense in this video.

Perspective

I stole this from Chez at Deus ex Malcontent but it drives the point home nicely.

Yes, I Am An Even Bigger Asshole

Do you think it was mean of Sarah Palin to name her youngest son after something he'll never be able to do?