The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Thursday, June 5, 2008

Allah and Yummo, Together At Last

I can't believe this is actually happening. I'm actually going to take Rachael Ray's side.

I may hate Rachael Ray and her food with the fire of a thousand suns, but do conservatives really think this scarf is some kind of covert mobilization signal to Muslim militants in the U.S.?

Seriously? "Hate couture?" I saw this on the Colbert Report but didn't think much of it until I saw the New York Times the next morning. Oh, Michelle Malkin, if only you had a sense of humor (and a functioning brain) and hated Rachael Ray for the reasons normal people do.

How is it possible that young women in this country are aligning themselves with idiots like Jerry Falwell? Remember when he accused a Teletubby of being gay because it was purple and had a triangle....er....headpiece? Accusing a perpetually smiling, doughnut-hawking cooking show host of igniting anti-American sentiment is just as ridiculous as outing a fictional creature on a kid's TV show. It may not jibe totally with my political beliefs, but some people just need to be smacked.

Conservative bloggers, take note -- there are bigger things going on in the world. War. Poverty. Genocide. Famine. Recession. You may view your local mall's Ann Taylor as the bastion of all that is right and godly in the world, but elsewhere, people have different priorities. It's a fucking scarf in a fucking doughnut commercial, you fucking morons.

The Coulterites must be stopped!

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