The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Fore-izzle

This is a brilliant idea and in no way a payoff to any rich white friends of the GOP. The Justice Department is giving $500,000 to the World Golf Foundation as an anti-crime measure. WTF, right? The program is called the First Tee program and is aimed at juveniles in inner cities, where golf courses abound!


I am certain that the program is for kids to learn and play golf on public courses, because the private clubs where the members of the World Golf Foundation do not allow minorities - unless it is to carry their bags or bus the tables. I think this will be a wonderful program and I look forward to seeing the crime in my neighborhood drop. I know there are other programs aimed at inner city kids that could not possibly be as effective as this one will certainly be. And I am not just saying that because George H. W. Bush is the chairperson for the First Tee program. I guess he needs someone to play golf with him since his son gave up golf out of respect for our troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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