The World's First Anti-Social Networking Site

This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.


And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Your Scene Sucks

Who needs a scene? Raise your hands if you need a scene. Come on, raise them higher. That way I'll know who to kick in the face.

If you're still deciding whether or not you need a beatdown, try this.

I realize that by having tattoos and glasses and Chuck Taylors and weird hair sometimes, someone might think I'm trying to be part of a scene. Whatev. It takes too much energy to convince someone otherwise. Anyone who pigeonholes me as part of a scene wouldn't understand that these tattoos are 10 years in the making, the glasses make driving at night less of an adventure, the Chuck Taylors are eons old and, while falling part, are still worn because they're soft like socks, and that the weird hair is a unique amalgam of heredity and laziness.

And I most definitely don't shop at Hot Topic.

While this scene isn't included on the site, it's actually sort of awesome. The National Governing Body of Homeless Soccer is sending the St. Louis Homeless Soccer team to the national championships in D.C., and if the team wins that, they can travel to Australia to compete in the Homeless Soccer World Cup.

I thought it was sort of strange that they were being sent to Australia instead of being given places to live, but I suppose we all have different goals in life.

Get it? Goal? Ha. Gooooooooooaaaaaaal!

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