First things first. I wouldn't have known about this video were it not for The Soup and Chelsea Lately, which, in case you've been wasting time with Keeping Up With the Kardashians or something, are the only two legitimate reasons to watch E!.
I suppose Usher's "Love In This Club" video is supposed to be an example of a true artist's burgeoning genius. Because no one remembers that video way back when with all the Clockwork Orange makeup. It's even more genius because all embedding has been disabled by request. Way to stick to The Man, Usher, and by "The Man" I mean the people who would wish to share your video for purposes of mockery.
Anyway, onto the Things We Can Learn From Usher's "Love In This Club" Video....
- Despite what everyone tells you, yes, you can meet your future husband/wife/longterm groupie in a bar. Clubs are basically bars for shiny people, right?
- Club sluts (especially the ones who are halfway passed out and appear to be up for a wallbanger from behind) need love, too.
- The best way to prove your affections for said strumpet is a good old-fashioned dance off.
- Timing is everything. Dance for too long and the club slut o' your dreams could just disappear when you grab her by the back of the head and, presumably, lean in for what's sure to be a tender kiss.
- Finding love in a club is tricky. Club sluts disappear, strobe lights get in your eyes, and at the end of the night, the club gets burned down and everyone is dead.
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