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Lance Armstrong fall down and go boom. As if winning 7 Tour de Frances and banging Cheryl Crow were not enough, Armstrong is back on the bike competing with people half of his age trying to recapture something. Today, he fell of his bike and broke his collar bone while competing in Spain. While some speculate the crash was due to him listing to the left because of lack of ball weight on that side, witnesses said they heard Armstrong yelling at competitors just before the crash that “You kids and your fancy speed cycles better slow down!” Outside the hospital after being treated and released Armstrong waived to reporters and yelled “Get off my lawn!”