I'm Rubber Your Glue: Best Hair Plugs In Hollywood

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This blog is the start of what we hope will become the world's first anti-social networking site. It is not a place to make friends. It is a place to make fun of all of the douchebags that take themselves way too seriously; politicians, celebrities, and those hoping to make themselves famous on the net. You know, those people who have 1,000 friends or create YouTube videos hoping they will get noticed.

This is the place where you can come to make fun of those people. Unlike Digg.com and similar sites, we want to see the worst the Web has to offer. Those people who are just screaming "make fun of me." That's what this site is about.

And you can start with us. What kind of pathetic people take the time to register and create a Web page with an obvious typo?

Tell us how much you hate us at imrubberyourglue@gmail.com

Friday, July 18, 2008

Best Hair Plugs In Hollywood

Today we are having a show down to determine who has the best hair plugs in Hollywoodland. At one time both of these stars were showing definite signs of a receding hairline. Today, possibly by some miracle bestowed up them by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ though more likely at the hand of a Rodeo Drive plastic surgeon, they have full(er) heads of hair.

In this corner, perpetually lacking any apparel on his torso, we have Matthew McConaughey. Best known for, well I am not exactly sure. Oh, he did have that one incident where he was busted for possession of weed while playing bongos in the nude with another dude. And that John Grisham film.

In the other corner we have The Piv – Jeremy Piven. A former balding, chubby comedic sidekick best known for being John Cusack’s best friend. Today he is the finely coiffed slightly buff co-star of Entourage who has given frat boy douchebag wannabes the catch phrase “Let’s hug it out, bitch.”

Here are the before pics