Vagina Du Jour

Seems like there has been a lot of talk about the female sex organ here on ImRubberYourGlue.com. The other day we pondered if there was something wrong with Christie Brinkley’s snizz, and today’s vag du jour is Jessica Alba. These are two pretty fine vaginas mind you, although one is certainly past its prime. The one ostensibly still in it’s prime is Ms. Alba’s, though an article in OK! Magazine puts that in question.

Jessica brag’s about how easy her child birth was to the rag. In fact she said of her all natural child birth “I didn’t scream.” Natural child birth gives you absolutely zero drugs for pain. None. Not even Tylenol. That means she was able to pass something the size of a watermelon through her love canal sans opiates and didn’t even make a wimper? I had surgery a few years back that required me to be on a catheter and when they pulled it out I screamed like a school girl, and that was roughly the same size as the orifice it was exiting.

A woman should never brag that child birth was easy. Saying a human being can slide right out of you, no problem, implies there is little resistance going on down there. For a guy that can be downright discouraging, especially for those of us who are not Ron Jeremy.




This is how I like to think of Jessica Alba.....