We should really start a Douchebag of the Week here at ImRubberYourGlue. Actually, there are so many douchebags we would have to do douchebag of the day just to scratch the service of all the douchebaggery taking place. Since a weekly recurrent column would be too much like work (forget daily), we’ll just point out DB’s as we feel like it.
Today’s DB comes to us from across the pond though I am sure similar words and certainly sentiments from highly paid CEOs have been uttered right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. Jake Ulrich, who makes 2 million dollars a year U.S. running the parent company of British Gas, who provide energy for things like people’s furnaces, announced that by the year 2010 the average British household could see their utility bill increase as much as $2,000 a year! He is aware that this is a serious issue for most families. He is not without a solution though. He says that if you cannot afford heat just put on another sweater. He also went on to say “And if carbon dioxide is causing Global Warming then maybe you should stop breathing so much. Especially you fat people.”
I’ll tell you what, I will come over there and run the company and I will do it for just $1,000,000 a year. S
ince utilities are legalized monopolies I know I am more than qualified since I don’t have to worry about things like market share or competition. Hell, In fact, outside of making sure the gas is flowing and people are paying their bills I don’t what work a CEO of a utility would actually do. That would still give me plenty of time to write for the site. Maybe we could do DB of the day. And that other mil, that can be used to help poor people pay their bills. Call me.
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