Wow! It must have been a slooooow news day at People Magazine today because on of their top headlines that came across my RSS feed was this little nugget “Isaac Hanson and Wife Nikki Have a Boy!” I realize I am not likely in the People demographic being a white heterosexual male who is….. lets just say north of 35, and I don’t recognize some of he names of “celebrities” today, but I know most. So out of sheer boredom at work I clicked on said headline. Isaac Hanson, in case you are like me –NORMAL—and do not know who he is, is from the 90’s boy (literally) one-hit wonder band Hanson. So I guess Madonna hasn’t banged any more Yankees and perpetually pregnant Brangelina has not given birth yet to twins, but Isaac Hanson? Really?? Certainly Andy Dick was somewhere today. I know Danny Bonaduce did something today for sure. I like how People was compelled to spice up this story with the exclamation point on the end.
As you can see from the picture that Isaac did not grow up so cute. So maybe that is the headline; Someone is actually banging this guy. Is it me or is his dude’s head enormous? Just in case you forgot just how sickeningly sweet their “hit” MmmBop was (hey, it needs three Ms) here it is for you.
As you can see from the picture that Isaac did not grow up so cute. So maybe that is the headline; Someone is actually banging this guy. Is it me or is his dude’s head enormous? Just in case you forgot just how sickeningly sweet their “hit” MmmBop was (hey, it needs three Ms) here it is for you.
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Dude, the Hansons are kind of famous for reproducing - this kind of news has been popping up for years. All 3 of them got married in their late teens/early 20's and there are at least 7 Hanson babies now. THEY CAN'T STOP.
Also I think he looks better now, as he became famous during the most unfortunate-looking stage of puberty.
I guess somebody doesn't understand the format. Or maybe likes to spank it to man boys. Like my bottle of whiskey a day gradma use to say "If you can't say something nice about someone, who fucking cares, who likes nice."
Your bottle a day grandma was a wise woman
I'm not saying you have to be nice; they get made fun of for it all the time.
I'm saying, if you have a blog that touches on pop culture, you should a) keep up with it and b) be funny. When you start out a joke with outdated/uninformed info, it loses all credibility immediately.
does this, to coin a phrase "douche bag" not understand that a joke is a joke and knowing how many SHORN SCROTUM UM BOPS THERE ARE IN THE WORLD IS NOT POP CULTURE. It is a sickness that only a heavy dose of self reflection and I'm Rubber Your Glue is the cure.
I don't know how more up to date you can get than ripped right out of the headlines. Sorry I am not a card carrying member of the Hanson Fan Club (aka NAMBLA) and I'm not up-do-date on the day to day activities of the brothers. And not funny? C'mon!
Huh. A snide, anonymous Internet user who takes exception to anyone without the most informative article on the Hansons.
My grandmother always said "If you don't have anything nice to say, some sit next to me."
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