So Christie Brinkley just settled her divorce to architect Peter Cook. Apparently the details that were about to come out were so embarrassing that they decided it was time to settle and stop the ugliness. This was Christie’s fourth marriage in her 4 years on the planet. So I think we can safely assume that something is wrong with Ms. Brinkley.
She was first married to an artist for nine years. Then she was married to Billy Joel for just 9 years. Billy, while a great singer and an icon in American music, is not that great looking of a guy. He’s short, way shorter then her. And if you saw his interview with Oprah, not much personality. I would have to conclude that landing Christie Brinkley was quite the catch for him, but apparently he was not married to her very long before he started cheating. She then was married to some real estate developer whom she filed for divorce just weeks after their first child was born. Again, this had to be the catch of a life time since he was basically just some dude.
This current divorce was caused by the husband having an affair with an 18 girl. It is also alleged that he was spending up to $8,000 a month on porn. He and Brinkley had only been married a few months when all of this was going on. The beginning of the relationship is when the sex is best, right? Yet this guy was already on to a little side action plus spending four figures a month on porn? Since even at 54 she is still easy on the eyes I can only draw one conclusion; something is wrong with her cha-cha. Either there is an odor issue or she simply chooses not to use it. I suppose that she could also be the world’s biggest pain in the ass but if that were the case would she had even gotten to the wedding stage 4 times?
By contrast, Angelina Jolie’s hoohee must be magical. She somehow got the best looking, most eligible bachelor in the country and convinced him that rather than banging a different “10” each night he would much happier taking care of a bunch of third-world kids. There is obviously two very different vaginal dynamics going on here.
She was first married to an artist for nine years. Then she was married to Billy Joel for just 9 years. Billy, while a great singer and an icon in American music, is not that great looking of a guy. He’s short, way shorter then her. And if you saw his interview with Oprah, not much personality. I would have to conclude that landing Christie Brinkley was quite the catch for him, but apparently he was not married to her very long before he started cheating. She then was married to some real estate developer whom she filed for divorce just weeks after their first child was born. Again, this had to be the catch of a life time since he was basically just some dude.
This current divorce was caused by the husband having an affair with an 18 girl. It is also alleged that he was spending up to $8,000 a month on porn. He and Brinkley had only been married a few months when all of this was going on. The beginning of the relationship is when the sex is best, right? Yet this guy was already on to a little side action plus spending four figures a month on porn? Since even at 54 she is still easy on the eyes I can only draw one conclusion; something is wrong with her cha-cha. Either there is an odor issue or she simply chooses not to use it. I suppose that she could also be the world’s biggest pain in the ass but if that were the case would she had even gotten to the wedding stage 4 times?
By contrast, Angelina Jolie’s hoohee must be magical. She somehow got the best looking, most eligible bachelor in the country and convinced him that rather than banging a different “10” each night he would much happier taking care of a bunch of third-world kids. There is obviously two very different vaginal dynamics going on here.
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I think it is quite the opposite. I think that her pussy is kind of like a black grandmothers furniture. To nice to fuck on and only for special occasions.
But for me I will fuck on any g-ma's furniture. Bring on the lube and plastic seat covers Christie. Because while you may be an uptown girl I am certainly a "downtown man". wink wink.
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